Thursday, 4 June 2015

Joke

Akpos entered a mosque carrying a
brand new
cutlass and asked: "who is a muslim
here?". The
whole mosque went as silent as d
graveyard.
Akpos asked again: "how can a
fullmosque have
no muslim?". No one replied. Akpos
den grabbed
the nearby young man and goes out
wit him and
told him, "son come help me kill my
goat for i
dont know how to do it". After the
young man
had killed the goat, he told Akpos dat
he didn't
know how to skin it and dat Akpos
should go
back to the mosque to get someone
else to help
him with dat. Akpos returned to the
mosque wit
the cutlass dripping wit blood.
When the IMAM saw this, he
immediately
shouted: "MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST
PRAISE THE
LOOORD!". the whole mosque
responded:
"Halleluyaaah!"

Some important facts you may not know

Did You Know?
1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.
2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years
3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look
exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll
meet one of them in your lifetime.
4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and
keeps your spine stronger.
5. A person’s height is determined by their father,
and their weight is determined by their mother.
6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", you can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.
7. There are three things the human brain cannot
resist noticing - Food, attractive people and danger
8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their
right side
9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes
will absorb the unpleasant odour.
10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were
to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.
11. There are so many kind of apples, that if you ate
a new one everyday, it would take years to try them all.
12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but
you will only live 11 days without sleeping.
13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those
who don’t.
14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking.
15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times
as much information as Wikipedia
16. Our brain uses same amount power as 10-watt
light bulb!!
17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 mins to boil 1.5 litres of water!!
18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm
is the smallest cell !!
19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to
dissolve razor blades!!
20. SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.